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No.1 Hiberdating
Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.
E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
No.2 Askhole
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
No.3 Masturdating
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
No.4 Bedgasm
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
No.5 Textpectation
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
No.6 Chairdobe
Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
No.7 Cellfish
Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".
Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
No.9 Destinesia
Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!
Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.
No.13 Onlineness
Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.